you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
cum and cheesecake for breakfast...don't fucking tell me pride week isn't awesome
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Some girl took her panties off, soaked them in vodka and wrung them out into a line of guys' mouths! Awesome!
No, NOT awesome. Where the fuck do you go drinking!?!
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
In my defense, who let the drunk girl run around with a sack of broken glass unsupervise?
You can't give me tequila around boys who have girlfriends. That ain't new.
I just paid my school fees like a real adult who doesn't get accidentally drunk on a Tuesday night
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
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