Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Let's just say he looked at my vagina like it was a rubics cube.
got in a fight at the bar because some dude thought i was being sarcastic when i told him "sweet mustache". it really was a sweet mustache
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
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I want to get so wasted that I make middle aged irish men look like mormon girls
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
i walked outside and you were driving up the stairs to her apartment
I lost track of him after he threw the handful of pennies at the 2 female cops and ran into the darkness. I heard a tazer and a scream. All that is left is his flip flop. Its like hes drunken man-derella.
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Pretty sure I was rubbing Halloween candy all over my face and saying "these are my bitches."
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Serious question...Is it possible to get a DUI on a kayak?
It's still to early in our relationship to tell her I was sleeping in my car
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
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