Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I climbed through his window to find him already with another booty call. This wouldn't have happened if I could upgrade from my 7th grade scooter to a real car.
…If I were you I wouldn't use that as part of your argument to your dad for a car
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
I told him I thought I was pregnant and he told me he accidentally killed my bird.
Circle of life.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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