i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
neither the pictures you took nor my hangover explain why there are skittles in my shoe
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
Kate gave me a 3 day old cup of tequila last night and forced me to chug it. P.s. i drew u a picture
Remember when spice girls "Two Become One" came on just as we were about to fuck? talk about a boner jam
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I LEAVE YOU TWO ALONE FOR 45 MINUTES AND ALL MY WHIPPED CREAM AND CONDOMS ARE GONE
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
Dude, I came home and you were passed out halfway through the front door in your Minnie Mouse outfit... with a beer still in hand
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
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