sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
Im glad youre not pregnant with that New Jersey assholes baby. Your vagina would have smelled worse than Newark.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
an unopened bag of salt and vinegar chips... probably the best thing I've ever found in my room while high.
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
Im going to buy a thermometer. If its above 104 im going to the hospital if its under 104 im going to the bar
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
why is there a broken handcuff locked to the ceiling fan
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I'M SORRY THIS WAS SEXTING AND I MADE IT SERIOUS.
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I'm so high that a guy on TV just sneezed and I said "bless you."
Randomize
