I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
I only had sex with her cause she looked like jwoww from jersey shore
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
OH GOD PAJAMAS ARE SUCH A HARD CONCEPT RIGHT NOW
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now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I started to trust fall random people on the dance floor
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Leave it to me to sleep w a guy who gets poison ivy on his dick
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
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