Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
note to self..putting cheap vodka in a bottle of grey goose does not make it taste better
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
The fish's death was accidental. We all said a few words at his funeral. Roomie wanted to play only the good die young as he swirled down the toilet bowl
I think I ate my cheesy fiesta potatoes cup.
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
My pizza delivery guy was so hot I was like omg please let this be the beginning of a porno
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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