my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
We should celebrate the resignation of Berlusconi tonight with too many bottles of wine and sambuca. We're allies, right?
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Oh, and Harry Potter. We could be fuck-and-Harry-Potter buddies.
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
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