so Mike and I made a deal. we'd do anal if he would help me pick out carpet tomorrow.
What...you let him do that?
It wasnt that bad. the two minutes it took is nothing compared to the 10 hr day I have planned for him tomorrow
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
She used the introduce me to her roommates so she could find out my name trick the next morning..I may be in love.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
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I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I think its pretty common. 1 out of every 4 people probably have a stripper's phone # in their phone.
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I think I was the only one who knew you were acting like you weren't drunk in public issues discussion this morning. Make sure you thank me in your Academy Award Speech someday.
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Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
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