69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I don't know where I am but there are firefighters
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
mind if i send you a dick pic? so you can see what she wasn't doing right?
You're just mad because I look hotter in my mug shot than you do in yours
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
The golf course isn't that incognito for sex.
Mischief managed.
YOU ARE NOT A MARAUDER, WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO NOW?
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
He told me he loved me and I told him I shit myself
I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
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