He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
I apparently pulled his dick out at the bar and started yelling "DICK PICS IN REAL LIFE!"
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
May I the honors of taking your dick tonight?
The honor would be all mine.
Lol. I liked you the most when we were banging random girls and trying to tag team everything. You were happier then.
Randomize
