Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
lets start a swedish sibling band together
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Correct me if I'm wrong but the photo album titles "cause I've been drankin" and "baby jessica" should not belong to the same person.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
I have been drinking since 2. And I'm now chasing the cat around the house with a light saber. Anna's helping.
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Next time I pee on a car, I'll text you.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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