pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
Just looked in the mirror and i look like ive been gang banged. Im so proud of my boyfriend it almost hurts
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
You could say the cab driver was less than excited when we called his personal cell phone at 4am for directions back to our hotel after having blacked out at the club
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
Puked in the trees at home depot, I told everyone it was fertilizeerr
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
PS: bike ride of shame at 7am includes riding by kids waiting for the school bus #classy
I took my makeup off with mouthwash. Seemed like a good idea. It worked.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
My mom said "I saw the signs you guys were high, so I made the spaghetti"....so ya, I'd say she definitely knew
Getting a smaller wine glass hasn’t changed the amount I drink—it just means I get more steps each day. Cheers to health!
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