this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Do you ever think God made girls unattractive around their periods as a warning?
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
He's the equivalent of a body pillow and a dildo. But still funny. We have good pillow talk.
Woke up in my own bed with a "New Years Eve 2011" bar bracelet on. Both of these things confuse me.
Am I texting you while being used as a stripper pole by two half-naked women? hint: I am.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I enjoy the company of your penis
Whenever I have a bad day I just look at the negetive pregnancy test I keep in my purse and remind myself things could be alot worse.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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