I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
Since she's grinding up on your thigh right now, I'm sending you this text hoping it makes your phone vibrate in her vagina
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Goose bottles do NOT make good bowling pins
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
America approved of our night. A bald eagle flew over us at 7am
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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The usual, bring face make up, I have a weird gash on my nose, probably from my one night stand
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
My makeup looks extraordinary for nine tequila shots, running four blocks, falling asleep with my face in the toilet, and doing the walk of shame across campus in the rain. And to think I'm single.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
You stumbled in the door as high as a kite, & ran into the table. I asked you if you were all right. You replied with "I don't have any soup."
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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