doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
I feel like this woman may give her husband a hand job mid way through dinner. just saying.
I'm not sure if what i'm hearing downstairs is sex or not, but if it is, it sounds like there's a dog involved...i'm mildly concerned.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
the fact that my dorm room overlooks a children's daycare is enough initiative for me to have safe sex.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
My dad just decided to play wingman for me... I dont want to let the family down... but both these girls are hideous
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
You put your finger on my lips and told me 'the butt is nature's pocket'.
I don't remember that at all, but I stand by what I said
Yeah I was thinking something along the lines of "I almost died, lets celebrate with sex. Come over"
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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