Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
she's throwing a head of lettuce everywhere shouting HEADS UP and trying to get us to play catch with her. i'm scared.
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
Seriously? What part of meeting at Oktoberfest while I'm wearing a dirndl, double fisting, and making out with random guys screams "i'm girlfriend material"?!
If I get laid, we are framing that mattress and hanging it on the wall as the place we both lost our virginities.
I HAVE A GENTLEMANLY VAGINA.
I immediately regret the tequila decision.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
Woke up with a throbbing vagina and a lesbian in my bed. Then for the hell of it we had morning sex. Definitley bisexual now
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