I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I don't think brook has ever known best
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Its okay that he doesn't remember you, he only remembers girls by their boobs and I think you were wearing a jacket
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
I can't feel the bottom half of my face but i feel like our sex would be amazing
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
Maybe those shots of hot dog water wasn’t a good idea after killing a fifth of tequila.. but who’s askin
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
