fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It has to be really easy to get midgets drunk.
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Guess which guy you've blown just made me sandwich at subway?
Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
Oh and you pulled your pants down outside in front of like five people, held my hand, then peed.
Beer and cheesecake and spinning in cirlcles why did you let me do this to myself
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
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she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
So I just sneezed blood everywhere. On the upside. After yesterday I feel way more confident AND I give even less of a fuck.
I kept having to give myself encouraging advice like, "you know how a path works"
Sware then you fell into me doing a Tarzan swing thing and my margherita spilled and shattered all over this guy and sice you were on the ground you tried to pull it off by twerking on the floor lmfao
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
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