I hate your face
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
Just hungoverly hit my funny bone with a hot straightener. Triple threat.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
Lost my credit card. M has a bottle of blood in her pocket from a hobo.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
I just want to have such an intense orgasm that my heart stops and I die. I mean that would kind of suck for the guy I'm fucking but then again he could be like "I'm that good"
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
I couldn't really understand you because you were really quiet and I said "I don't know what you're saying, it's kind of a big mumble" and you said "that sums up my life"
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.