yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i wish semen tasted like chocolate
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Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
Received world's greatest BJ while in a planetarium. Was seeing stars while seeing stars.
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
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I really need to create fewer "the time I was on drugs" stories for my future memoir, "my first year in San Francisco".
good luck with that
I need to pack up my vagina and leave. We only do bad things together.
I WILL NOURISH YOU WITH SOUP AND PENIS!!!!!! And a sandwich of your choosing.......you like turkey?
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
I mean, I've had her boob in my mouth, but is that romance?