I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We just weren't working out together, on a completely unrelated note some guy that i talked to on his grinder account said i could crash at his place
I envy your ninja level of don't give a fuck
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
You said the best orgasm you ever had, you gave to yourself. your boyfriend looked really disappointed. so did half the room.
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