you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
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Only thing I know is apparently I danced with a bouncer and we got a ride back from a valet who was driving one of the cars he was supposed to be parking
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
I lost half a toenail and didn't realize it. Bloody shoe shoulda been a clue.
Just woke up from a dream where I had lesbian sex with myself (a clone of me)... Take that, Freud!
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Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
There was a point where you were singing "Friends in Low Places" to yourself while Juicy J was playing so I got worried.
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
Why did I wake up to a snap chat of myself drinking beer out of a blender?
Did I fall last night?
I wouldn't call it falling as much as you tried to lay on the sidewalk and proceeded to hit it face first.
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