WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
She is sleeping in a dress because she's too drunk to put "real clothes" on
Just puked on the beach. Hungover. In front of my parents. I love summer.
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
She asked me to come on her OkCupid date with her
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
I woke up this morning to find my closet lacking 98% of my clothes and a text from my male roommate saying your dresses squeeze my genitals
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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