Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Most awkward thing ever: Meeting your BattleShits opponent post war.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
No I don't want to see you. You're the reason that I'm going to need a new liver by the time I'm 30.
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
I don't think I used nearly enough fucks in my reply to convey the level of fuck him.
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
But I’m still curious to know... how did the homemade porno go?
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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