Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
you threatened to puke on the table cause they didnt serve eggs Benedict
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
He was drinking wine out of a pyrex measuring cup at two in the afternoon and told me my ass looked fantastic in my sweatpants. I love university
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
I tried to roll down the stairs in a ball. I have bruises, the pain is too much.
What the fuck, why would you ever do that?
Haven't you ever just wanted to be a ball?
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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