Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
my life is one jail cell away from being a bad country music song.
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Great News, you CAN smoke bowls with a magnifying glass
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
so how does soaking flintstones gummy vitamins in vodka not make perfect sense
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
TELL HER ABOUT THE GODDAMNED MOTHERFUCKING POTATOES
he made that chewbacca noise when he came. like father like son i guess.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Did you come home, throw out a ton of shoes, then leave again?
That is exactly what I did.
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