I sk at the spereo and my dad gave me and all access pass
what???
AN ALL ACCESS PASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
im holly from the hills drunk
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
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I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
I just saw the Mona Lisa in the background of a porno. Whole new appreciation for art. fuck you I'm cultured.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
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just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
You, me, naked, mistletoe, fifth of jack, gallon of lube, condoms, Cheetos, handcuffs, rope, along with no morals, inhibition or judgment. That's all I want for Christmas.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
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