In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I'm always down for nudity.
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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