READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
dude she looked like Newman from Seinfeld I'm done with this wingman shit
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
I was gonna drive but when i tried to use telekinesis to get my keys, I knew I shouldn't be driving
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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