i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
Taljing aboutpenisrs w gerruly ska pops
your ex dropped by. you can call me dwight howard, cuz im the king of rebounds
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
The freshman came home at 9 this morning with one heel, no pants, and a strangers sweatshirt covered in tequila-scented vomit. I think we're done corrupting her for a while.
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
He looked at my vag and said "you have a nice situation down there. Good work"
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
Also at one point I told him to say my name and it took him like 5 seconds to remember.
I would steal a car if I knew it had wheat thins in it
is it necessary to steal the whole car?
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Randomize
