Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
Im telling you now. Hang out with winning football players and you get whatever the hell you want. Sorry to wake you. But its important knowledge.
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
Mustard is by no means a replacement for yellow wall paint
It's not my fault I help girls realize they're lesbians.
I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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