i'm saving my butt for my wedding night
My life is like a Sweet Valley High book but with lots of alcohol.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
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Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
We had hangover sex and then I called a taxi home. Told him I didn't want his number because, if it was meant to be, we would fuck again. He called me the queen of one night stands.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I didn't want to walk to anymore parties because I found a cat. It was magical.
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Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
For a second fuck I think last night went extremely well... our sexual relationship is progressing at a pace that im quite satisfied with.
Have you actually looked at the corn flakes box? I don't think the rooster has a soul.
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