Do ugly people know they are ugly?
The quiet ones do.
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
Everything was going good until she wanted to update her status...You forgot to close pterodactyl porn from this morning. Clothes went back on.
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We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
We're listening to the crystal method and doing bong hits for jesus
How are you texting me from 1998?
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
i was debating whether to load antoher bowl when i realized i was holding a sandwich in one hand and a cookie in the other. and laughing.
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Did i mention i'm like the equivilent of a prepubescent boy suffering from preejaculacy? I just about creamed my pants when he grabbed my hand..
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
Everything was cool until I tried to photo bomb those Hells Angels, then it's all a blank
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
Remember that time we turned a can of Axe body spray into a flame thrower?
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
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