I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
We have a drunken confused pantless man in our apt. Boots.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
At least I look tastefully trashed. My nipples are hidden and I'm standing up.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
I have my vibrator between my thighs and I'm listening to high school musical. That kind of high. We're all in this together.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I may or may not have hooked up with the cop who arrested me.. Or I can cross hooking up with a stripper in a cop outfit off my bucket list.
I haven't seen her in probably 3 months and when she showed up wasted to my house she promptly pulled out her tit
Last night you were prentending to be a broom stick...you were laying on the floor and humming the Harry potter song.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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