okay pat passed out under dana's car
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
Why do I always give away anal sex as birthday presents?
Shut up... one mans birthday cake is another mans sodomy my friend
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
I hope your pay increase has gone through because I might need bail. This is not what I dreamed adulthood would be like.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
We looked in every room for condoms... It was the sexiest scavenger hunt ever.
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
you're right. a strip only looks good in porn . mine just looks like a fucked up mullet
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
I’d say they were worth it. He screamed “your tits are fanfuckingtastic!”while he was cumming
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