Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
so I smoked with the leasing agent of the apartment complex. Of corse I am going to take this one
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
Dude, i don't know. I don't remember anything after we started chanting/playing "shot of gin."
Responsible roommate: 1. Someone who takes a huge shit at work so as not to clog the toilet at home.
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
No. Nooooo. No way. She looked like Amanda Bynes. The recent one not the one from All That.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I crawled to the bathroom this morning there were cornpops scattered on the floor? What was I doing last night?
The end of the friendship was inevitable. I hooked up with her cousin and forgot to mention it to her
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