So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
His mom always writes on my facebook right after we have sex. it's like she knows. with her scary mom psychic powers
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
I woke up with an empty beer bottle in my slipper and a note that said "it just wants to be warm"
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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