Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
this girl looks like the female version of brooke hogan
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
sitting on the counter. eating honey. crying, because coldplay sounds beautiful on the radio. highhhhh as the sky
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
I need to learn how to not be a fucking liability
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
Nothin much, just sipping warm franzia from a plastic valentines wine glass while wrapped in my Mexican blanket listening to sappy country songs and mourning my lack of a love life. Hbu?
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