you said "tonight pinky, we take over the world" and then came in my face
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
I still love him regardless of his misguided forays into heterosexuality
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
I didn't want sex last night, but she charmed my dick out of my pants like a snake charmer.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
How was the tequila? Are you making bad decisions yet?
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