And then I said "flip over. I want to show you something i learned in Afghanistan."
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Just saw an Asian guy riding his razor scooter to class. Dreams do come true
My vagina is in bus station locker number 1465.You can go talk to it if u like -in the mean time I’m going 2show up drunk and embarrass u at work.
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
i just missed the spain goal because i was puking in the bathroom. damn you open bar.
Yes I was being legit. That's the only plant I want in my house. A growing penis.
Ok so I could say "im sorry"...but instead ill just say "unsupervised...jager...military guys...green school bus called the juice box...and HUGE dick"
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I am on top of a rooftop peeing on your freedom
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Who breaks their ankle the day before a beach wedding? This guy. Maybe this is karma for fucking someone's wife? Idk.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Oh god it's open bar.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
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