what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
She left me with blue balls so I jerked off on her french toast in the morning.
He told me I couldn't drink an unopened bottle of water he had in his room because that was his emergency bong water
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
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Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
i'm just sitting here watching hocus pocus, eating takeout, and taking self esteem quizzes online while everyone is out partying. you tell me how my night is.
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
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We had him convinced Visine is flammable. He was genuinely freaked out that everyone would know when he was stoned.
Would you like season tickets to my vagina?
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
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