if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
We need to start having sex underwater more often.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
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good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
in the future when you find clothing in your street, just assume it's mine.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
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2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
They were out of watermelon smirnoff, so we got you a fifth of 5 o'clock and an actual watermelon.
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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