I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
Watching Blossom reruns on YouTube. Eating Pringles dipped in hot chocolate. Not taking this breakup well.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
I almost got on a bus to Langley Air Force Base. 99% sure that's not where I wanna be.
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
he probably thinks i inited him over to have sex but really i just want to show him 90's music videos
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
My alcoholism is old enough to drink.
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