She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
I'm heating up a hotdog using a candle.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
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You left your underwear on the fireplace
If you didn't damage your room so much from fucking so hard we would have got more of our security deposit back
I resent that
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
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Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
I smell like Dick and happiness
dude, there is no doorman in your lobby and the front door is locked
oh yeah, sorry he's up here at the party. coming now
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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