So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
She was blacked out at her own party. It felt good to stand next to her while she laid on the floor and say "vomit does not look good on you."
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