yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Why would I take you home? That would eliminate the chances of you making bad decisions I could ridicule you about later.
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
For an hr, you were convinced you no longer had a right arm so you played Super Mario Bros with just your left hand vs Beth. You won btw, mite b why she refused to wear the unicorn head
I love you as a roommate, but you GOTTA start using the door dude..
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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