Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
This was my thought process as I drunkenly ran home: Whoa! I'm going so FAST! Why don't I run EVERYWHERE! ALL THE TIME! Then I peed in a bush and passed out on the ground.
So basically you were a dog.
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
i just came to a realization. Besides probably food, in my lifetime i think i have spent more money on legal fees than anything else
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
i just called my dad a bottom. he agreed
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
Sometimes the most spiritual fucking thing to do is punch somebody in the face.
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