just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
I've already started drinking so the earlier you get out of class the more coherent I'll probably be.
Sweet. I'm actually coaching my work study into a 4-girl orgy so dinner was kinda important. Yes, I'm the best boss ever.
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
When you and Blake get an apartment I want you to buy this Costco couch I'm currently passing out on.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Is it just me, or do you see your penis in that hand?
Also did I tell you guys about the time that I balled for like an hour at a frat and made them play wagon wheel and then cleaned their bathroom
Beer and xanax may be a bad combo, but I don't really care due to the beer and the xanax.
My vagina is no longer accepting new clients.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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