onenightstand. Woke up and saw my nuva ring on the floor. apparently he thought it was a glow stick. pick me up please?
he didnt ask why there was a glowstick shoved up your vag?
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
She wanted to watch a Baby Einstein DVD while we fucked. I'm pretty open minded but that felt a little creepy.
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
All you need to do now is invest in a Speedo and start going door to door.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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