Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
i love you man. i hope we fuck some serious shit up this summer.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Yes. Life would be much easier if we had penises & could do whatever the fuck we want.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I just told my mormon professor that I was late because I was getting a STD test... good start to the day.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
Stacy was in the bathroom puking, so he peed out the window. We were eight stories up.
You ran up to my room. I was naked. You refused to leave without drugs. I love you.
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