Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
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I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
Was my mother there when I broke the stipper pole?
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
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Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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