I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
perhaps when you are drinking red wine from a tall glass with a straw it is time to call it a night.
Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I just want to go to their admissions office and show them the video of him taking the flaming shot, and be like yeah...you let in the kid who lit his entire face on fire over me.
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
Your mom asked you why you had bite marks all over your arms and you answered her by yelling "I HAD A SIESTA!"
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