Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Two kids are drinking pounders in class. I think I'm hanging out with the wrong group of friends.
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
Well I scaled a 3 story building last night to get laid. What have u done for ur penis lately?
My costume for the end of the world party was a success. Everyone in the ER thought I was there because I got hit by a car when it was actually from alcohol poisoning.
He pulled the pencil out of my leg and then we fucked. It felt sorta like pulp fiction in reverse.
Technically, I traded a soft pretzel for sex last night...
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
Pray for me. I just had a sex dream about Debbie Wasserman-Schultz.
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
I think I accidentally got a sugar daddy but I was already planning on sleeping with him so I’m going to see where this goes
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