he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
It was the third Sunday in a row that I woke up in his bathtub. So no our sex life isn't that great anymore.
She's going to get preggers, drop out of school, and end up working at mcdonalds. Great for our mcdoubles habit but bad for her future.
styled my pubes into a mustache as a surprise. Thought you should know
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
Names, who you're caught in bed with, both minor details
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
I almost got an A in organic chem but started hallucinating during the final so I got a C
found a thong and $20 in my right pocket. it's going to be a good day
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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