I took off my clothes and she wanted to have sex. But then she changed her mind. So we ended up fucking through her panties or something. I don't know it was weird.
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
Are my feet made of real feet?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
Maybe your new years resolution should be not to fuck in Sears bathroom anymore.
I swear they were about to hook up!!
I know because I was in the tub taking an imaginary silent bath. They stopped cuz I gagged on my shot.
The two girls sitting next to me are asking siri "Like, uh, how do you know my name?". Do I fuck with them or fuck them?
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Wine and a Lunchable. That would be depressing if it wasn't the pepperoni and mozzarella one. Those are the shit!
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
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