he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think I won the penis lottery.
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
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Let's paint friendship bongs
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Omphalophobia is a real thing. don't ever fucking touch my belly button again dude
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
i knew my hormones were back to normal when i went to ikea and didn't want to fuck any of the workers
I lost my wallet so I paid for my cab ride home with a sausage sandwich I found in my purse. Must have thought it was my wallet.
Panties = found
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
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