I just broke up with my girlfriend lets go find strippers that need rent money.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
I have a drinking game planned. Were gunna watch empire records. Everytime they say rex manning we have to take a shot
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
You need a sexual gate keeper
We got really stoned and then we fucked. Then he made me a panini.
Oooh, he sounds pretty classy
Actually, not at all. We were stoned so he made me a peanut butter panini. With a Rollo in the middle of it. And he left the panini press on all night. I could have died.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
You made me take you back to Mcdonalds so you could yell at the guy for not giving you enough ketchup packets
I vaguely recall french fries...
You then proceeded to call your mom and tell her you weren't coming home because you were "tripping balls"
Sweet...
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