are you sure you're not interested? he's the dunkin donuts employee of the month.
How do I tell my mom that she just went to the gym with my water bottle filled with vodka...
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
I turned down free cocaine. I both respect and regret and that decision.
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My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
So... Sorry I threw that watermelon at you the other day. I didn't think it would break any bones.
I was peeing in the bathroom at this house party when a guy just casually stumbles out of the shower
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
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So much Jack, so little girl.
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
This band has the most fuckable violin player I have ever seen.
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
he took a fucking pitcher of koolaid and vodka to the bath with him... i wake up from my blackout to his roomate screaming cause he spilled it and passed out in the middle of a blood red tub. she thought he killed himself. jesus christ its only the first day of break and i already regret coming home
Well, I ruined his toilet and he's still completely okay with me. Plus, it took him like a week to tell me.
If a girl I didn't love ruined my toilet I don't think I'd stick around.
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